Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Thoughts On... The Brazilian

Let's be honest. Times have changed. No longer do women resemble the spreads in the 1970s Playboys that you found in your grandfather's attic. We couldn't even buy a bathing suit these days that would cover up all that bush.

Girls (and guys sometimes, too) remove their hair down there for many reasons. Ovbiously, comfort is a big reason. Why would you want to feel scruffy down there when you could feel smooth as silk? The opposite sex (or same sex, depending on how you swing) is ovbiously the other major factor.

From what I know from friends stories and whatnot, most younger girls opt to shave their privates rather than wax them. It's cheaper, and saves the awkwardness of having to bear all for a complete stranger in a salon.
However, anyone that has gotten waxed knows that its totally worth it. It lasts longer, feels smoother, and looks neater. Not to mention, that breif pain you expirience on the table? Completely worth it. Those few hours of soreness will fade quickly and you will expirience weeks without shaving irritation.

But please, please, please understand something. It isn't cheap, but you certainly get what you pay for. Those at home kits? A complete waste of time, money, and quite honestly, you can really hurt yourself if you don't know what youre doing. They're innefective when it comes to removing the hair, and end up leaving a huge sticky mess in your bathroom.
Another thing. Remember when I said you get what you pay for? I'm serious, people. Don't go to some rinky dink salon just because their prices are better. You'll end up with a weird looking haircut down there. I speak from expirience. YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR.
Well, thats enough pube talk for one post. See you soon?

2 comments:

  1. George Orwell wrote 1984.
    Great novel, and some people think that is based in Big Brother...


    Nice blog, but as I'm a non-english speaker (and a lazy guy) I didn't read it all.
    See ya.

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  2. hahahahahahhahaha so i guess i found your blog... and so did this dude! of course he had to comment on this post....he knows enough english... love you lo

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