My Friday Night

My phone got stolen from me at a party last night. I feel so naked. So cut off. So pissed! My phone isn't even that nice either. It doesn't even get internet. Well, I guess it could, but it's that stupid mobile internet that would take forever (if I actually paid to have it) and only lets you view some sights. Also, it was totally scratched and ugly.

Gosh I hope they don't decide to read my texts. I am regretting not deleting my inbox. But honestly, who steals someone's phone? It's not like they'll be able to get money for it. It was a piece of shit! It's not like they'll be able to keep using it either, I'm not retarded enough to keep letting it get service. Is it true that you can track down iPhones using their internal GPS?

So that's the pickpocket part, on to the loose women. I observed the most ridiculous display of libido in all of mankind last night. This one girl stumbles into the room I'm in, completely obliterated. She approached me and a friend of mine, first trying to be all flirty-flirty with him, and then moving on to me! She explained where she'd strap a dildo on herself if I were to hook up with her. That's a little too forward for me, personally. Apparently it was a little too forward for my friend too, and we tried to bail away from her. Unfortunately, she followed us into a big room of people and performed numerous acts to try to diverge the attention onto her. This worked obviously, and some guy pinned her down right in front of everyone and made out with her for a good few minutes. I regret that my story does not end there though. After making out with about 6 or 7 other people (boys and girls) publicly, she goes upstairs with this other guy that kind of just appeared out of nowhere. Next thing I know, crazyface is being carried out of the party and the guy has a split lip that's gushing blood. Apparently in a sexual frenzy, this girl managed to tear the shit out of his lip with her teeth. He looked like he needed some serious stitches. I think I saw bite and claw marks on this kid's neck as well.

I know this story doesn't have much to do with anything, but I honestly have never seen anything so crazy in my entire life. Ok, thats not true, but I certainly have never seen a girl (or boy for that matter) make such a spectacle of themselves at a party before! Oh mon dieu!

So if you're reading this, tell me the craziest thing thats ever happened to you at a party before. Do it, come on. It'll make me feel like someone is actually reading what I have to say. Pretty please? :D