Fuck ANYTHING 80s Themed

Are 80s themes anything more than an excuse for girls to wear a an assload of makeup and dress like sluts? Although the girls to the left might beg to differ, I really can't seem to comprehend why else a bunch of people would want to look so retarded all in one place.
A girl wants to dress 80s-themed. So she takes some shitty shirt and cuts the shoulders off of it and then wears her hair in a side ponytail. Oh wait, don't forget the leggings and jean-skirt combo. Are any of those things even 80s? Last time I looked through my Mom's prom pictures, the 80s looked quite different then what people seem to think it is today. But of course, if anyone ACTUALLY wanted to look 80s, then they'd have to sacrifice looking cute. Because the 80s was a hideous decade and should be forgotten forever. I just wish the rest of the country would catch on already.
The more I think about it, the more I think that 80s themes are a trend for ugly and/or fat girls. It's easy to hide your seemingly infinite flaws under layers of neon and spandex. Plus the fact that you get to wear more makeup than an opera singer means that you get to spend a night pretending you're a porcelain doll. A very slutty, scary porcelain doll.
I suppose I shouldn't get so worked up about girls being sluts. I certainly have my moments. But at least when I try to look like I'm asking for it, I do it in a way that guys might actually find attractive. Am I the only one that feels this way????