Friday, February 25, 2011

Thoughts on... The God-Damned-Legging Crisis

I've been doing casework for my Urban Sociology class in Uptown and im not sure what it is about run-down neighborhoods, but everywhere I look I see chicks sporting the combination-made-in-hell that consists of a pair of 5-dollar leggings in conjuction with full-butt underwear. Maybe welfare checks can't cover the cost of a good thong, but if my hard-earned tax dollars are going out to you motherfuckers, maybe you can skip your next sack of crack and head to target and spend $4.25 on a pair of underwear that won't make my eyes bleed when I see you walking ahead of me in those crappy-ass leggings. As if the cheap, thin fibers of your piece of shit leggings being completely see through werent enough of an eyesore, you had to throw in a pair of granny panties to just complete this horrendous display upon your ass.
I'm not being a snot, I have seen this before in areas that arent so crappy, but there definitely seems to be a concentration of this trend in the areas with the largest amount of income stemming from the sale of crack.
I used to be really against wearing leggings as pants, mainly because it's a real hit-or-miss fashion choice. And as far as I'm concerned, girls like the one in that picture should probably adhere to that rule. But if you have an attractive ass and a pair of underwear that can hide under the fabric, and they're a decent quality pair of leggings that leave a little to the imagination, I'd say it's ok to sport a pair. Cause lets be honest, getting your ass checked out is a great self-esteem booster.

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