Thoughts on... Jailbait Bitches

Recently I saw news of Gossip Girl star gone angry, raccoon-eyed, wannabe-Cherie-Currie Taylor Momsen flash her a-cup titties at a show in New York. She's either 16 or 17, I'm not sure which.
First of all, I think it's ridiculous that she goes from this perfect little princess to this "rebellious", rocking, eyeliner enthusiast in like a week. It's just such a poser move on her part. She ovbiously has someone dressing her and doing her makeup (terribly). I just don't understand it. Does she think she's fooling anyone? She's like an underage, sluttier, version of Ashlee Simpson. And black nipple tape? Hm... haven't seen that look sported before. Oh wait, we have millions of times by Lady Gaga, the queen of pop. But isn't Momsen famous for bashing pop music in interviews? Guess she needs to steal ideas not only from The Runaways frontwoman, but pop singers too.

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Second of all, her attitude sucks! I've seen this girl in interviews and she just goes into them with this "I'm better than everyone here" attitude and this "This world has left me with no emotions other than anger" outlook. Maybe if she graduated high school she could actually see that life has a lot more shit in store for her. She's not even old enough to buy a pack of cigarettes, or get into any of these clubs she's performing in. It's just hard to think someone's badass when they aren't even allowed out after 11.

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Finally, pulling down your training bra and revealing your mosquito bites when youre 16 is just being a plain old pricktease. No one likes a nice piece of jailbait. Well, I suppose thats not true, but that means she's basically begging to be molested by the way she's acting. No guy thats even remotely decent would tap that, so I hope she enjoys being the subject of 50-year-old perverts fantasies for the rest of her time here on earth.

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I used to think that Miley was a huge joke as well as an underage wannabe. But honestly Miley, keep on keepin on, because your friend Taylor over here has lowered the bar significantly for you.

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Taylor isn't the only one getting ripped on. Underage stars like Dakota Fanning and Brooke Shields have been criticized for acting too old for their age by the media as well. What seperates them apart from this attention whore is that they can push the envelope while still having a bit of class and grace about themselves. They speak with eloquence and maturity and explain their reasoning for taking on more adult-themed projects in their carreers. Taylor goes into these interviews acting like a know-it-all, only making herself look even more like a dumb ignorant teenager. Her immaturity shows that she isn't dressing for herself, but simply for attention.

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OH, I almost forgot, who the hell prances around on stage in a bustier on her period??? Now her tampon string and blood-stained undies are out for the entire internet to see. Way to go Taylor, hope yer mom is proud of you.