Let's Do The Time Warp Again!

Are you as excited about halloween as I am? I love getting in the spirit with creepy movies, one of my favorites being, you guessed it, Rocky Horror. If you haven't seen it I strongly reccomend it. And if you want to be even more wild, see it live. You'll have tons of fun, I promise you that.

I've been adding final touches here and there to my costume, and finally got some high quality figure skater tights so I don't die of hypothermia! I'll post a picture a little later. It's not totally finished yet.

BY THE WAY, did anyone notice that Glee did a Rocky Horror themed episode? I haven't seen it yet. But do they act out the whole movie? That'd be pretty cool actually.

Another way to get in the spirit would be to go to Party City or Michael's with your friends, (getting stoned can make this even more fun) and grabbing whatever the hell you want! Costumes. Decorations. Cake decorations. Oh my!

Also, try making your costume yourself! It'll be more special because it's personal. You'll also be more excited to show it off!

By the time you've done all these things, you'll love halloween as much as me! Enjoy

Pervert.

On with the horrific story that I promised.
I was studying for my Gender Studies midterm via a review guide my teacher posted online. I was doing this in one of my school's many computer labs. For some horrific stroke of bad luck, I ended up sitting next to a total freakshow. The kid looked normal when I sat next to him, but my wandering eyes left me soon to realize that that wasn't the case. No, not at all.
After 5 or 10 minutes, I glance over at his screen, and he's looking at porn! On a school computer! He wasn't really even being stealth about it, in fact, he seemed too busy stroking his chin and staring intently at the screen. I turned my head towards him and gave him the dirtiest look I could conjure up. He didn't even have the balls to make eye contact with me and simply changed the screen for roughly 5 seconds before going back to his XXXfest. Even the lab supervisor walked up (cause DUH, they see everything you're doing) and said that he needed to cut it out or he was going to kick his creepy ass out of there. Once again, switched the screen for a few seconds and then went back to acting like a 13 year old boy.
I wish my story ended there, I really really do. I was texting some of my friends about it, saying how ridiculous it was, and pointless really. It's not like he was gonna whip it out right then and there. Right? Right? Well, that may have technically been true, but he certainly tried to improvise.
Yep, I look over and the little freak is sliding his hand into his jeans pocket. Thats when I jumped up, grabbed my shit, and got the fuck out of dodge. Why the hell wouldn't he use his OWN computer for that shit? Does he get off to being aroused in public? Who the hell decided to admit him to my school? Am I going to be scarred for life?
What a friggin pervert. It kind of creeps me out that kids like that just wander around my school as well as colleges everywhere going completely unnoticed. I think I'm going to start carrying a tazer with me at all times.

It's not that I'm Lazy, It's Just That I Don't Care

So far, there are 4 things that are wrong about today:

1. The shitty old phone I've been using since my phone got stolen wont stop shorting out.
2. Theres a hole in the crotch of my favorite tights.
3. I can't stop from getting really emotional when I blaze.
4. I miss him like a regular lame-ass. Like I wish he was visiting me right meow.

There are some days that I just know are going to suck and drag on forever. I need to motivate myself so I don't just mope around my place all day.

Oh, and I have a disturbing story to post about within the next day or so. I just don't have the energy to even think about it right now. Stay tuned.

Whatever Happened to My Transylvania Twist?

Halloween is almost here! And if you're like me you'd NEVER buy a store-bought costume. It just simply kills the fun! My favorite costume had to be the paper-mache (it wont let me put the accent over the e) ladybug I made all by myself is 4th grade. Yeah, I went through a weird ladybug phase. But that's not the point! The point is, during Halloween, I like to go balls to the wall, so to speak. Go big or go home. This year my costume of choice is:

Katy Perry in her lollipop bra! I have a secret fetish for Katy Perry like none other. People call her music shit, and say she's a poser, but I think she fucking kicks ass! I mean, sure she's not the next Janis Joplin but who the fuck cares? She's not trying to act like her music is serious shit anyway. And OH MY GOD her clothes kick ass. I think she is how I would dress if I was filthy rich and that gorgeous.

Now the thing about dressing up like famous people is that you kinda have to be spot-on when copying them or no ones gonna know who the hell you're supposed to be. This was basically my process:

1. Boobs: I was really adamant about finding a pink bustier that was cropped like the one Katy is wearing but alas I have found no such luck. I wasn't so picky about the glitter, but I wanted the cut to look similar. I found one that was close enough at Hollywood Mirror on Belmont and Halsted with pink satin underneath black lace. I then proceeded to CAREFULLY cut the top layer of lace off with a seam ripper and a pair of tiny barber scissors. This should suffice so far but I will literally keep my eyes out for that perfect bustier until the 31st.

2. Booty: The shorts were just about as hard to find as the bra was, but fortunately these were a little easier to improvise with. I was disappointed with the lack of colors The Disco Short came in at my local American Apparel so I compromised with this High Waist Hotshort that came in a bunch of colors, including bright blue. I took this pair and basically annihilated it with Tulip's Fabric Glitter Spray in silver. Now this stuff is said to be permanent, but one night is all I need.

3. Face: For my eyes I'll use an old favorite of mine, Maybelline Eye Studio Lasting Drama Gel Eyeliner in black of course. This shit won't budge, I promise you that. I've slept in it before and woken up with perfect eyes. Then I'll top it off with some fake eyelashes and call it a day. For my lips I will use Buxom Big & Healthy Lip Stick in Las Vegas. I highly recommend this lipstick as well, it's super comfortable and super opaque. I'll probably end up putting some glitter on my face as well since I'm going to a concert that night.

4. The Rest: I know you can kind of see that Katy is wearing flesh-colored fishnets but considering how cold it already is here in Chicago that might not be a possibility. I'm probably going to opt for some thick, dancing tights in a flesh tone. The lollipops are a no brainer, but I have some 3M tape to stick them to my bra cups with to ensure that they aint goin nowhere. I found a giant candy cane lying around in a closet over here, which is perfect because if you actually watch her performance she carries one.

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And that was how I got my shit together for the best holiday ever! I'm going to be going to the Bassnectar concert at the Aragon on that Saturday night and will head off to a friend's party afterward. If you're going to Bassnectar too, look out for this costume!

My Friday Night

My phone got stolen from me at a party last night. I feel so naked. So cut off. So pissed! My phone isn't even that nice either. It doesn't even get internet. Well, I guess it could, but it's that stupid mobile internet that would take forever (if I actually paid to have it) and only lets you view some sights. Also, it was totally scratched and ugly.

Gosh I hope they don't decide to read my texts. I am regretting not deleting my inbox. But honestly, who steals someone's phone? It's not like they'll be able to get money for it. It was a piece of shit! It's not like they'll be able to keep using it either, I'm not retarded enough to keep letting it get service. Is it true that you can track down iPhones using their internal GPS?

So that's the pickpocket part, on to the loose women. I observed the most ridiculous display of libido in all of mankind last night. This one girl stumbles into the room I'm in, completely obliterated. She approached me and a friend of mine, first trying to be all flirty-flirty with him, and then moving on to me! She explained where she'd strap a dildo on herself if I were to hook up with her. That's a little too forward for me, personally. Apparently it was a little too forward for my friend too, and we tried to bail away from her. Unfortunately, she followed us into a big room of people and performed numerous acts to try to diverge the attention onto her. This worked obviously, and some guy pinned her down right in front of everyone and made out with her for a good few minutes. I regret that my story does not end there though. After making out with about 6 or 7 other people (boys and girls) publicly, she goes upstairs with this other guy that kind of just appeared out of nowhere. Next thing I know, crazyface is being carried out of the party and the guy has a split lip that's gushing blood. Apparently in a sexual frenzy, this girl managed to tear the shit out of his lip with her teeth. He looked like he needed some serious stitches. I think I saw bite and claw marks on this kid's neck as well.

I know this story doesn't have much to do with anything, but I honestly have never seen anything so crazy in my entire life. Ok, thats not true, but I certainly have never seen a girl (or boy for that matter) make such a spectacle of themselves at a party before! Oh mon dieu!

So if you're reading this, tell me the craziest thing thats ever happened to you at a party before. Do it, come on. It'll make me feel like someone is actually reading what I have to say. Pretty please? :D

Thoughts on... Legalizing it.

Yes I smoke pot. Not every single day, I'm not one of those people who gets bored without it, but I smoke it on a regular basis. Yes, I know it's not the most productive thing to do with your time. Yes, I know it's expensive. Yes I know it makes you lazy, eat too much, forget things, and giggle when nothing's funny.

But to be perfectly honest, what has weed done that's really hurt anyone?

It's a gateway drug. Stop blaming an innocent cannabis plant on you or your friend's heroin addiction.
It's addictive. Do you even know anything about addiction? The trans fats in your Mickey D's cheeseburger have more addictive properties than THC. Not to mention McDonald's actually KILLS people.

It causes memory problems, difficulty thinking, and a decline in judgement and problem-solving skills. This is a really twisted statistic. Yes, when your high you become forgetful and maybe can't do your Calc homework, but it's only while youre high. It has no permanent or even long term effects on the brain.

Legalizing it will cause an influx of users. Buying a bag is easier than buying alchohol if you're underage. Anyone who wants to smoke weed will.

Get off your fucking pedastal, people. There are way more harmful things that are truly destroying our country right now that are perfectly legal and always will be. Actual moral issues. Like, I don't know, the fact that Walmart abuses it's employees on a daily basis and is driving up our tax dollars by the billions because they refuse to give their workers any actual benefits. Or how about the fact that it's still legal for an adoption agency to turn a couple away because they are gay?

It's interesting the way we prioritize things. Oh well, agree with me or not about legalizing it, don't you think we should be putting our government's money towards things that actually matter? If it's not your thing, rock the fuck on. You're allowed to make your choice about it, shouldn't I be allowed to make mine?

Good Week!

So I forgot to share with you all the things that happen to be looking up in my life right now! I know this blog isn't really supposed to be one of those personal dump-your-heart-out sort of things, but I was really excited and didn't know who to share my shit with! Also, I tend to be kinda superstitious about jynxing things, so I didnt want to tell a bunch of people and have it not work out.
1. I recieved a federal grant because of my grades last year. It nearly covers half my tuition this semester! Which is still a mere fraction in the grand scheme of things, but hey! It sure as hell is a start!
2. I got an awesome job offer. Like so perfect I could die. The pay is amazing and the hours are flexible. They are even offering to send me a security deposit to ensure that I'll be taking the job!
3. My nails are so pretty right now! I don't really paint my fingernails, because as soon as the color chips I can't seem to stop picking at them. Toes last longer too. But they've been growing so fast and they haven't chipped or anything! I can't stop looking down at my hands and smiling.

Thats all for now. I'll come up with something interesting to post about soon. Even though I'm still pretty sure no one reads this!

The reason I am so excited is because I'm trying to be positive lately. After a few months of uncertainty and cynicism it sure feels great to get a break!

Know your caffiene limit.

It's hard to tell how I handle caffiene. sometimes I pop an excedrin (or 3) and become the most antisocial/productive person I have met. But there are days when I go through black coffee cup after cup, and it doesn't do shit.

It kind of has the same effect on my brain as adderall, I have never studied the simliaries or differences between caffiene and dextroamphetamine and their effect on the brain, but I will certainly make a note to do so. Maybe I'll even end up doing that later since I probably won't be falling asleep for a while tonight. I just took a 200mg caffiene pill brand-named "No-Doze" and it's certainly living up to its name.

I think my heart is about to jump out of my chest and then run a marathon.

But anyway, despite creating notecards for my econ midterm in under an hour, finishing my crazy important essay due and midnight, and contacting the finance office, I don't really like myself right now. I'll probably end up cleaning like a crazy person pretty soon, that seems to be what I (and everyone else I seem to know thats done adderall) end up doing by the 5th hour of this craziness.

I was thinking of going to the gym and spinning for a while, but since my appetite is shot and I haven't eaten really anything all day thats probably a horrible idea.

Needless to say, these pills probably cause heart problems and maybe even temporary insanity. That doesn't mean I won't use them again when finals come around....

Oh. And I got a comment, and not from someone I know. Cool!